▶Crook'd Hook'r Original · 4:45
CAN FISHING PAY FOR FISHING?
An alternate Crook’d Hook’r brand anthem about tracking every trip, explaining every receipt and attempting to make fishing pay for fishing.
Drop the needle →Lake anthems, crew files, tournament noise and the stories that were already too ridiculous to stay spoken. Fishing intelligence. Financially questionable. Turn it up.
PLAY THE LATEST →Every released track belongs to something real: a lake, a crew file, a trip, a tournament or one of those stories that gets louder every time it is told. The song can have fun. The relationships and credits still keep receipts.
▶An alternate Crook’d Hook’r brand anthem about tracking every trip, explaining every receipt and attempting to make fishing pay for fishing.
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▶A blue-collar Crook'd Hook'r anthem about the math, hustle and stubborn hope behind making the next fishing trip pay for itself.
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▶The official back-deck anthem for Mushy: Thursday-night confidence, questionable navigation and the easiest man on the boat to blame.
Crew File 0002 · MushyDrop the needle →
▶The soundtrack to the Crook’d Hook’r crew’s rough Lake Guntersville weekend: one four-pound largemouth, lost gear, trailer trouble and enough bad decisions to fill a trip report.
Lake GuntersvilleDrop the needle →
▶Crew File for Granddaddy Larry Barlow: founding father of the family fishing tradition, Thursday nights at Flipper’s and the unsupervised crew that eventually became Crook’d Hook’r.
Crew File · granddaddyDrop the needle →
▶A male-versus-female rap battle between Matt B. and the Crooked Hooker over who really runs the boat, finds the largemouth and pays the bills.
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶The soundtrack to the Crook’d Hook’r crew’s rough Lake Guntersville weekend: one four-pound largemouth, lost gear, trailer trouble and enough bad decisions to fill a trip report.
Lake GuntersvilleDrop the needle →
▶The soundtrack to the Crook’d Hook’r crew’s rough Lake Guntersville weekend: one four-pound largemouth, lost gear, trailer trouble and enough bad decisions to fill a trip report.
Lake GuntersvilleDrop the needle →
▶A male-versus-female rap battle between Matt B. and the Crooked Hooker over who really runs the boat, finds the largemouth and pays the bills.
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶Crew File for Granddaddy Larry Barlow: founding father of the family fishing tradition, Thursday nights at Flipper’s and the unsupervised crew that eventually became Crook’d Hook’r.
Crew File · granddaddyDrop the needle →
▶The Crooked Hooker origin anthem—from Marshall’s joke at Pickwick to the boat, the crew and the name that refused to go away.
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶A Crook’d Hook’r original built from real fishing, crew humor and the story behind “I Saved Your Seat.”
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶Crew File for Bailey: tournament stories, family fishing history and another essential witness to the Crook’d Hook’r incident report.
Crew File · baileyDrop the needle →
▶A Crook’d Hook’r original built from real fishing, crew humor and the story behind “Catching Time.”
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶The Crooked Hooker origin anthem—from Marshall’s joke at Pickwick to the boat, the crew and the name that refused to go away.
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶The Crooked Hooker origin anthem—from Marshall’s joke at Pickwick to the boat, the crew and the name that refused to go away.
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶The Crooked Hooker origin anthem—from Marshall’s joke at Pickwick to the boat, the crew and the name that refused to go away.
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶The Crooked Hooker origin anthem—from Marshall’s joke at Pickwick to the boat, the crew and the name that refused to go away.
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶The Crooked Hooker origin anthem—from Marshall’s joke at Pickwick to the boat, the crew and the name that refused to go away.
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶A Crook’d Hook’r original built from real fishing, crew humor and the story behind “I Ain’t the Expensive One.”
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶A Crook’d Hook’r original built from real fishing, crew humor and the story behind “SHE AIN'T JUST A BOAT.”
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶A Crook’d Hook’r original built from real fishing, crew humor and the story behind “HE SAID THIS WAS THE LAST UPGRADE.”
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶A Crook’d Hook’r original built from real fishing, crew humor and the story behind “Take This Hooker To H.”
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶A Crook’d Hook’r original built from real fishing, crew humor and the story behind “One Nibble on My Worm.”
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▶A Crook’d Hook’r original built from real fishing, crew humor and the story behind “I Guess It’s My Fault.”
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶The Crooked Hooker origin anthem—from Marshall’s joke at Pickwick to the boat, the crew and the name that refused to go away.
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶The Crooked Hooker origin anthem—from Marshall’s joke at Pickwick to the boat, the crew and the name that refused to go away.
Drop the needle →
▶A Crook’d Hook’r original built from real fishing, crew humor and the story behind “I Go Where You Drive Me.”
Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →
▶Crew File for Captain Matt Barlow: tournament ambition, too many electronics and the man responsible for this financially questionable operation.
Crew File 0001 · Matt BarlowDrop the needle →
▶The soundtrack to the Crook’d Hook’r crew’s rough Lake Guntersville weekend: one four-pound largemouth, lost gear, trailer trouble and enough bad decisions to fill a trip report.
Lake GuntersvilleDrop the needle →
▶A Crook’d Hook’r anthem about tracking the trips, explaining the receipts and trying to make fishing pay for fishing.
Drop the needle →
▶The origin story of the Crooked Hooker—from Marshall’s joke at Pickwick to the boat, the crew and the name that refused to go away.
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▶An alternate official cut of Crew File 0002: Mushy, back-deck confidence and another perfectly reasonable reason to blame Alabama.
Crew File 0002 · MushyDrop the needle →
▶Crew File 0001 for Captain Matt: front-deck decisions, tournament ambition and the man responsible for this financially questionable operation.
Crew File 0001 · Matt Barlow · Crew File 0000 · Crook'd Hook'rDrop the needle →Guntersville gets the first full treatment. Chickamauga, Pickwick, Old Hickory and the rest of the lake network follow as the water, stories and personality are ready.
Find the water →File 0000 belongs to the boat. Everybody after that gets four digits, a permanent record and—apparently—theme music.
Open the crew files →