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HE SAID THIS WAS THE LAST UPGRADE

[Intro] He said it again. "This is the last upgrade." Sure, Matt. [Verse 1] First it was a graph, "Baby, that's all we need." Then another one appeared Before I could disagree. Then Mega Live came home, Target Lock joined in, Somewhere around the third new mount I knew how this would end. He'll stand there with a box And explain why it's the last. I've heard that same little speech About twenty upgrades past. [Chorus] He said this was the last upgrade, Just one more and then we're done. That's what he said last Tuesday Before another package come. One more screen, One more wire, One more thing I gotta wear. He said this was the last upgrade— Put it anywhere. 'Cause we both know by next weekend There'll be something new inside. Matt ain't finished upgrading me. Matt just finished for tonight. [Verse 2] New batteries for the electronics, New charger for the cells, Ethernet running everywhere— I know this man too well. Foot switch, cameras, another mount, Something talking to his phone. Every time he makes me smarter, His bank account gets dumber at home. Then he backs away and smiles, Says, "Girl, you're finally complete." Bless his heart. We'll revisit that When something new drops next week. [Chorus] He said this was the last upgrade, Just one more and then we're done. That's what he said last Tuesday Before another package come. One more screen, One more wire, One more gadget for the ride. Matt ain't finished upgrading me. He's just temporarily satisfied. [Bridge] Do we need it? Depends who's asking. Will it help us catch fish? That's apparently optional. Is he buying it? It's already shipped. [Verse 3] I don't fight it anymore, Truth is, I kinda like the game. He researches every option, Then pretends I'm the one to blame. "Can fishing pay for fishing?" Baby, maybe someday. But you're making that considerably harder Every time you click "pay." So bring the box over, Get your tools and take your shot. I know you said the last one was the last one— Apparently it was not. [Final Chorus] He said this was the last upgrade, And maybe he believes it's true. That's the sweetest part about him— He really thinks he do. One more graph, One more mount, Then we're absolutely through... Until somebody releases Something new.