Lyrics
GRAND DADDY STARTED IT
[Spoken Intro]
They say I joined the Crooked Hooker crew.
"Huh"!?!
I didn’t join it.
I started it.
[Hook]
Grand Daddy started it—way before the brand,
Hospital halls all week, fishing rod in hand.
Thursday night at Flipper’s, family in the boat,
Years before the logo ever landed on a coat.
Grand Daddy started it—every mile, every trip,
With a baitcaster ready and a questionable grip.
Moo keeps the boat running; I tell him where to go.
He keeps right on moving—but Grand Daddy knows.
[Verse 1]
Name’s Larry Barlow, nineteen-fifty-two,
Founding father of this unsupervised crew.
Worked the Gallatin hospital till Matt was fifteen,
Then built Life Safety Express from a practical dream.
Life-safety drawings, evaluations and plans,
Helping hospitals get survey-ready across the land.
Work put miles on the truck, fishing brought us back;
Family in the boat with the tackle overpacked.
Thursday nights at Flipper’s became our tradition,
Minn Kota Owners, charity and cystic-fibrosis fishing.
Matt started coming, then the whole thing grew;
Crooked Hooker happened ’cause I gave ’em something to do.
[Hook]
Grand Daddy started it—give the old man room,
Daylight on the water, home before the moon.
Three rods, fresh line and somewhere good to throw;
You boys can watch the screens—but Grand Daddy knows.
[Verse 2]
My partner is Marshall—everybody calls him Moo.
He rigs every wire like an engineer should do.
N-M-E-A two-thousand talking clean,
Every unit on the boat communicating with the screen.
Only communication problem that remains:
Moo mumbles directions while the trolling motor gains.
I say, “Stop and fish this spot—we caught one right here!”
He hits no button, keeps on going like he didn’t hear.
He runs that autopilot all the way down the bank;
Turns around a dock, never slows the tank.
If you see a spot you like, better cast before it goes;
Moo drives the boat—but Grand Daddy knows.
[Break]
Moo said something.
Huh"!?!
Never mind.
No, I heard you.
[Verse 3]
I like a baitcaster; sometimes it fights back,
One wrong turn and the whole spool has a nervous attack.
I say, “I blew it up!” Nobody hit the floor;
It just means bring fresh line—I ain’t picking anymore.
Daylight is my shift; when the evening disappears,
I’d rather see the stump before my lure gets near.
Still, every piece of cover gets inspected firsthand;
If there’s one snag in the lake, I can find where it stands.
Caught a crankbait once—but it wasn’t in the lake.
Buried in my calf; that was one painful mistake.
I asked Moo for pliers while he laughed himself sick;
His emergency response time wasn’t exactly quick.
[Hook]
Grand Daddy started it—somebody bring the net,
And bring another spool ’cause this one’s finished, I bet.
Moo, stop the boat! Boys, fish this spot slow.
You can chase the whole lake—but Grand Daddy knows.
[Verse 4]
Met Kevin VanDam at an Owners event,
Shook his hand and told him where my money went:
“I spent so much money on your crap,” then walked away,
Left Matt standing there with some explaining left to say.
Here’s the missing context Matt had to provide:
Brand-new Smoke rod and reel, first cast of its life.
Lost my grip and launched the whole outfit in the drink;
Zero casts completed—it went down before I’d blink.
Was the product defective? Not a single part.
Was my review still honest? Came straight from the heart.
Kevin liked the equipment; I probably would’ve too,
But it’s hard to test a rod when it’s sitting out of view.
[Bridge]
I’ve crossed state lines for hospitals and lakes,
Made a living solving problems and learning from mistakes.
But the best thing I built wasn’t drawn on a plan:
It was giving this family a reason to fish again.
The jokes are part of it, the stories make it last,
Every Thursday-night launch connects us to the past.
Put a camera in our boat—if somebody remembers;
Dad and Moo make evidence without trying whatsoever.
[Final Verse]
Matt’s building websites, trying to pay for the fishing.
Bailey brings confidence and tournament ambition.
Mushy brings confusion, cold drinks and supplies.
Moo brings the boat—and occasionally replies.
I bring years on the water and advice they ignore,
Then catch one near the place we just went flying by before.
Fresh spool of line, one lure, pliers standing by;
Tournament miles waiting underneath a daylight sky.
I didn’t join the crew, so let the record show:
I accidentally started it.
Grand Daddy knows.
[Final Hook]
Grand Daddy started it—way before the brand,
Hospital halls all week, fishing rod in hand.
Thursday nights at Flipper’s put the family in the boat;
Now Crooked Hooker carries every story that we wrote.
Grand Daddy started it—founding-father flow,
Moo, hit the Spot-Lock button—we caught one here, you know!
He keeps that motor running while we leave the fish behind.
Huh"!?!
I heard you, boys.
I’m fishing.
[Spoken Outro]
Now bring me those pliers.
Moo?
Quit laughing.
Huh