Tournament Excuse of the Week
A fresh, field-tested explanation for why five good fish disappeared between practice and blast-off.
What belongs here
The joke still has to fish.
Contrast practice confidence with weigh-in reality using blast-off, livewell, scale and empty-bag details anglers recognize.
Ready for the next drop
- I had a limit in practice.
- Should've been here yesterday.
- The wind changed.
- Boat traffic killed it.
- Somebody already fished this.
- We missed the window.
- The pattern fell apart.
- They shut off.
- My best fish never saw the scales.
- Another successful entry-fee donation.
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This week's official reason the practice limit failed to report for tournament day.
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