Things You Can Say While Fishing
Completely legitimate fishing sentences that become difficult to explain anywhere else.
What belongs here
The joke still has to fish.
The fishing explanation must be obvious: believable fish, tackle, hands and water make the double meaning legitimate.
Ready for the next drop
- She had it in her mouth and the kids walked in.
- She swallowed it.
- I couldn't get it in the hole.
- Give it a little twitch.
- She wanted it fast.
- Get farther back in there.
- Hold her by the lip.
- My rod was bent. Mind your business.
- Just the tip of the hook.
- Put her back wet.
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Perfectly normal fishing language. Absolutely terrible timing. Who has said this one?
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