Tackle Purchases I Can Explain
A continuing financial disclosure from anglers who saved twelve dollars and somehow spent six hundred.
What belongs here
The joke still has to fish.
Receipts, empty wallets, rods, reels and electronics should feel painfully specific while prices remain fictional or unreadable.
Ready for the next drop
- Fishing is free after you buy everything.
- Financially questionable decisions.
- Questionable casts. Unnecessary gear.
- I can explain the charge from the tackle shop.
- Tackle-store therapy.
- It was on sale, so technically I made money.
- My retirement plan has 250 horsepower.
- One more rod is a budget category.
- Cheaper than marriage. Barely.
- This lure will pay for itself after 400 fish.
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Important financial update: fishing becomes free immediately after you finish buying everything.
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